Horoscope for Aries March 21 - April 19
You are so clever that sometimes you don't understand a single word that you are saying.
You are so clever that sometimes you don't understand a single word that you are saying.
Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.
Horoscope for Gemini May 21 - June 21
You can resist everything except temptation.
Horoscope for Cancer June 22 - July 22
A girl phoned you the other day and said "come on over there's nobody home. You went over Nobody was home.
A girl phoned you the other day and said "come on over there's nobody home. You went over Nobody was home.
Horoscope for Leo July 23 - August 22
It is easier for you to fight for principles than to live up to them.
It is easier for you to fight for principles than to live up to them.
Horoscope for Virgo August 23 - September 22
You think the universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
You think the universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
Its so hard when you have to, and so easy when you want to.
Every day may not be good, but there's something good in every day.
Defeat is not so bitter unless you swallow it.