Horoscope Thirty two

Horoscope for Aries March 21 - April 19

You are so clever that sometimes you don't understand a single word that you are saying.

Horoscope for Taurus April 20 - May 20

Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.

Horoscope for Gemini May 21 - June 21

You can resist everything except temptation.

Horoscope for Cancer June 22 - July 22

A girl phoned you the other day and said "come on over there's nobody home. You went over Nobody was home.

Horoscope for Leo July 23 - August 22

It is easier for you to fight for principles than to live up to them.

Horoscope for Virgo August 23 - September 22


You think the universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.

Horoscope for Libra September 23 - October 22

Having a baby is such a nice way to start people.

Horoscope for Scorpio October 23 - November 21

Your touch is worth ten thousand words.

Horoscope for Sagittarius November 22 - December 21

Its so hard when you have to, and so easy when you want to.

Horoscope for Capricorn December 22 - January 19

Every day may not be good, but there's something good in every day.

Horoscope for Aquarius January 20 - February 18

Defeat is not so bitter unless you swallow it.

Horoscope for Pisces February 19 - March 20

The only disability in life is a bad attitude.