Horoscope 9

Aries March 21 - April 19

Your advantage is now a disadvantage.

Taurus April 20 - May 20

Be kind to animals, specially the one beside you.

Gemini May 21 - June 21

Toss a coin if heads your lucky today, if tails try again.

Cancer June 22 - July 22

Dress to impress show your breast.

Leo July 23 - August 22

Use your white lies, you can get away with it.

Virgo August 23 - September 22

Dont copy answers to your seatmate, you're a genius.

Libra September 23 - October 22

Your elbow will meet others elbow.

Scorpio October 23 - November 21

Your fantasy, is still a fantasy.

Sagittarius November 22 - December 21

Bring face towels, you sweat too much.

Capricorn December 22 - January 19

You smell like a baby... pooping

Aquarius January 20 - February 18

Don't try to smoke mosquito coils.

Pisces February 19 - March 20

Be carefull, your father will discover your true identity. and he will hate you for it.