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Horoscope 8h


Aries March 21 - April 19

Don't wash your car, It's gonna rain.


Taurus April 20 - May 20

Beware on people you trust they might fool you.


Gemini May 21 - June 21

Pay your taxes, they need to fixed roads


Cancer June 22 - July 22

Drink a glass of milk everyday while your young, your prone to osteoporosis


Leo July 23 - August 22

One of your foot nails will die today, im sorry for the bad news


Virgo August 23 - September 22

Play lotto, you have a big chance of winning in the next draw.


Libra September 23 - October 22

Buy gifts today for the holidays, while its cheap.


Scorpio October 23 - November 21

Buy a watch, for you to keep and track of time.


Sagittarius November 22 - December 21

Dont go left on a red signal


Capricorn December 22 - January 19

read the instructions carefully, Its gonna save your life.


Aquarius January 20 - February 18

Eat fuits and vegetables, your gonna need it.


Pisces February 19 - March 20

Plant a Tree

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