Horoscope 10

Horoscope for Aries March 21 - April 19

Read fashion magazine, you're going out of style.

Horoscope for Taurus April 20 - May 20

Call a psychiatrist, you need serious help.

Horoscope for Gemini May 21 - June 21

Even how many times you measure your weight its not gonna change , try exercise it works.

Horoscope for Cancer June 22 - July 22

Don't even try to withdraw on your ATM, you have no money.

Horoscope for Leo July 23 - August 22

Don't wait for your prince charming, he's not gonna come.

Horoscope for Virgo August 23 - September 22

Your friend will love you today, if you treat them to eat.

Horoscope for Libra September 23 - October 22

Switch off lights before you sleep

Horoscope for Scorpio October 23 - November 21

You're going the wrong way

Horoscope for Sagittarius November 22 - December 21

You have a problem, don't worry you're parents gonna fix that.

Horoscope for Capricorn December 22 - January 19

You look like a baby... baby dinosaur.

Horoscope for Aquarius January 20 - February 18

Try to join beauty contest, you might win.

Horoscope for Pisces February 19 - March 20

Fatty foods wont make you fat.

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