Horoscope for Aries March 21 - April 19
What would men(you) be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.
What would men(you) be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.
An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.
Horoscope for Gemini May 21 - June 21
It is not he who reviles or strikes you who insults you, but your opinion that these things are insulting.
Horoscope for Cancer June 22 - July 22
Always behave like a duck — keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath.
Always behave like a duck — keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath.
Horoscope for Leo July 23 - August 22
Your success has allowed you to strike out with a higher class of
women.
Your success has allowed you to strike out with a higher class of
women.
Horoscope for Virgo August 23 - September 22
If only God would give you a clear sign! Like making a large deposit in your name at a Swiss bank.
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
Horoscope for Scorpio October 23 - November 21
You want your children to have all the things you couldn't afford. Then you want to move in with them.
You want your children to have all the things you couldn't afford. Then you want to move in with them.
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.
Horoscope for Capricorn December 22 - January 19
One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure.
Drinking removes warts and pimples.
Not from you. But from those you look at.
Not from you. But from those you look at.
Horoscope for Pisces February 19 - March 20
Here is a test to find out whether your mission in life is complete. If you're alive, it isn't.
Here is a test to find out whether your mission in life is complete. If you're alive, it isn't.
1 comment:
Transferring funds begins at courtship. :)
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