Horoscope Twenty One

Horoscope for Aries March 21 - April 19

Used to be that your true love brought you chocolate.
Now your true love IS chocolate.

Horoscope for Taurus April 20 - May 20

You intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Horoscope for Gemini May 21 - June 21

It is not he who reviles or strikes you who insults you, but your opinion that these things are insulting.

Horoscope for Cancer June 22 - July 22

You are not rude, he's just insignificant.

Horoscope for Leo July 23 - August 22

Say what you mean, then shut up.

Horoscope for Virgo August 23 - September 22

You area modest little person, with much to be modest about.

Horoscope for Libra September 23 - October 22

Until you was thirteen, you thought your name was SHUT UP.

Horoscope for Scorpio October 23 - November 21

You want your children to have all the things you couldn't afford. Then you want to move in with them.

Horoscope for Sagittarius November 22 - December 21

Sometimes you wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

Horoscope for Capricorn December 22 - January 19

If the grass is greener on the other side,
it's time to fertilize your lawn.

Horoscope for Aquarius January 20 - February 18

Drinking removes warts and pimples.
Not from you. But from those you look at.

Horoscope for Pisces February 19 - March 20


You don't have a problem with willpower ... It's won't power you have a problem with