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Horoscope Twenty (if you love someone...)


Horoscope for Aries March 21 - April 19

IF you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back.


Horoscope for Taurus April 20 - May 20

If you love someone,
Set her free ....
Don't worry, she will come back.


Horoscope for Gemini May 21 - June 21

If You Love Someone,
Set it free,
If It Comes Back, It is Yours
If It Doesn't, Hunt it Down and Kill It...!!! OR PERHAPS REPORT TO
IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL ..


Horoscope for Cancer June 22 - July 22

If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher than the force or the angle
of collision between two objects did not
synchronize at the right angle.


Horoscope for Leo July 23 - August 22

If you love someone,
Show her the plan ....
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and never give up!



Horoscope for Virgo August 23 - September 22

If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT".


Horoscope for Libra September 23 - October 22

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, the Wei bull distribution and your relation was improbable
anyway.


Horoscope for Scorpio October 23 - November 21

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but
tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.



Horoscope for Sagittarius November 22 - December 21

If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!


Horoscope for Capricorn December 22 - January 19

If you love someone,
Set her free ....
*If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again,
repeat*


Horoscope for Aquarius January 20 - February 18

If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.


Horoscope for Pisces February 19 - March 20


If you love someone,
Set her free....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.

1 comment:

Richie said...

I won't set my love free. :)