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Horoscope 4


Aries March 21 - April 19

Your girlfriend will ask you if she is sexy and you will answer "yes of course"


Taurus April 20 - May 20

Your cellphone will be low-bat today


Gemini May 21 - June 21

Good vibes :Your friends will be happy today
Bad vibes: because they are laughing at you, you forget to zip your zipper


Cancer June 22 - July 22

Because of boredom you'll be counting cars today


Leo July 23 - August 22

Good vibes: You discover your talent today
Bad vibes: Its not useful...


Virgo August 23 - September 22

You'll find true love today But you have to find it


Libra September 23 - October 22

Don't talk to strangers


Scorpio October 23 - November 21

You have to choose career or relationship


Sagittarius November 22 - December 21

Eat more you're getting tin


Capricorn December 22 - January 19

Sleep... you need it


Aquarius January 20 - February 18

Focus at work, you need to put the tread in the hole of the needle


Pisces February 19 - March 20

Take a bath many people will benefit from it

2 comments:

Heidi said...

These horoscopes are so cute! Have you thought about setting up a widget for each sign so that people could display them?

Jessica SOCO said...

thanks for the tip ms. heidi it's a good idea ill try to do that soon thanks for your comment!