Horoscope 2

Aries March 21 - April 19

Avoid drinking milk you might be poisoned by melamine.

Taurus April 20 - May 20

Buy a new shoes because your old shoe is smiling at you

Gemini May 21 - June 21

Take a picture of your house, in that way you'll remember it, because your moving out. you can't pay the rent.

Cancer June 22 - July 22

Bring I.D. (with picture) you might need it

Leo July 23 - August 22

Call your boss and say all the bad things you want to say to him, then resign!

Virgo August 23 - September 22

Dress up, You'll meet Obama today

Libra September 23 - October 22

Cut your hair, because its covering your face

Scorpio October 23 - November 21

Find a job you lazy boy!

Sagittarius November 22 - December 21

Someone will discover your talent today, so makes some move.

Capricorn December 22 - January 19

You'll meet the girl of your dreams... In your dreams...

Aquarius January 20 - February 18

Be silent for a day and many people will benefit from it

Pisces February 19 - March 20

You'll have a free gas today... from the man beside you (pprrooottt)


Joe Somebody said...

I don't want to meet Obama!! I refused to try and talk to a politician. Doesn't matter which one :)

Jessica SOCO said...

Don't worry joe, me too!