Aries March 21 - April 19
Avoid drinking milk you might be poisoned by melamine.
Taurus April 20 - May 20
Buy a new shoes because your old shoe is smiling at you
Gemini May 21 - June 21
Take a picture of your house, in that way you'll remember it, because your moving out. you can't pay the rent.
Cancer June 22 - July 22
Bring I.D. (with picture) you might need it
Leo July 23 - August 22
Call your boss and say all the bad things you want to say to him, then resign!
Virgo August 23 - September 22
Dress up, You'll meet Obama today
Libra September 23 - October 22
Cut your hair, because its covering your face
Scorpio October 23 - November 21
Find a job you lazy boy!
Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
Someone will discover your talent today, so makes some move.
Capricorn December 22 - January 19
You'll meet the girl of your dreams... In your dreams...
Aquarius January 20 - February 18
Be silent for a day and many people will benefit from it
Pisces February 19 - March 20
You'll have a free gas today... from the man beside you (pprrooottt)
You'll have a free gas today... from the man beside you (pprrooottt)
2 comments:
I don't want to meet Obama!! I refused to try and talk to a politician. Doesn't matter which one :)
Don't worry joe, me too!
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