Horoscope for Aries March 21 - April 19
You ain't sleeping. You're just taking a good look at the insides of your eyelids.
You ain't sleeping. You're just taking a good look at the insides of your eyelids.
Why don't you learn from my mistakes? It takes half your life to learn from your own
Horoscope for Gemini May 21 - June 21
Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.
Horoscope for Cancer June 22 - July 22
An alarm clock is a device that wakes you up just in time to go back to sleep.
An alarm clock is a device that wakes you up just in time to go back to sleep.
Horoscope for Leo July 23 - August 22
By the time you're ready to admit you've reached middle age, you're beyond it."
By the time you're ready to admit you've reached middle age, you're beyond it."
Horoscope for Virgo August 23 - September 22
Free advice is the kind that costs you nothing unless you act upon it.
Free advice is the kind that costs you nothing unless you act upon it.
Horoscope for Libra September 23 - October 22
You want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
You want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
Horoscope for Scorpio October 23 - November 21
Only two things are necessary to keep your wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it."
Only two things are necessary to keep your wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it."
Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
It is necessary for you to establish a winner image. Therefore, you have to beat somebody
You was married by a judge. You should have asked for a jury
Horoscope for Pisces February 19 - March 20
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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I am dreaming.
:)
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