Horoscope 14

Horoscope for Aries March 21 - April 19

They are having a party and your not invited.

Horoscope for Taurus April 20 - May 20

The man of your dreams is now a woman.

Horoscope for Gemini May 21 - June 21

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Horoscope for Cancer June 22 - July 22

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Horoscope for Leo July 23 - August 22

They laugh because your different...........
you laugh cause you've just farted!

Horoscope for Virgo August 23 - September 22

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Horoscope for Libra September 23 - October 22

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Horoscope for Scorpio October 23 - November 21

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Horoscope for Sagittarius November 22 - December 21

You have photographic memory, you just don't have the film.

Horoscope for Capricorn December 22 - January 19

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Horoscope for Aquarius January 20 - February 18

Your road to success is always under construction.

Horoscope for Pisces February 19 - March 20


It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?