Horoscope 12

Horoscope for Aries March 21 - April 19

Share a seat win a friend.

Horoscope for Taurus April 20 - May 20

Beware of dogs.

Horoscope for Gemini May 21 - June 21

Don't block the drive way.

Horoscope for Cancer June 22 - July 22

Keep ticket for inspection.

Horoscope for Leo July 23 - August 22

Unauthorized person keep out.

Horoscope for Virgo August 23 - September 22

Wash your face before you go to bed.

Horoscope for Libra September 23 - October 22

Your money needs to roll.

Horoscope for Scorpio October 23 - November 21

Beware of clowns, they are near you.

Horoscope for Sagittarius November 22 - December 21

Its time for you to have a false teeth.

Horoscope for Capricorn December 22 - January 19

Put a mouse trap in your house.

Horoscope for Aquarius January 20 - February 18

Do some stargazing.

Horoscope for Pisces February 19 - March 20


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