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Horoscope for Aries March 21 - April 19You are so clever that sometimes you don't understand a single word that you are saying. Horoscope for Taurus April 20 - May 20 Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river. Horoscope for Gemini May 21 - June 21 You can resist everything except temptation. Horoscope for Cancer June 22 - July 22A girl phoned you the other

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Horoscope for Aries March 21 - April 19You never made a mistake in your life, at least never one that you couldn't explain away after wards. Horoscope for Taurus April 20 - May 20 If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava let them go, because man, they're gone. Horoscope for Gemini May 21 - June 21 Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

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Horoscope for Aries March 21 - April 19Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours aday Horoscope for Taurus April 20 - May 20 You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say Horoscope for Gemini May 21 - June 21 Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep. Horoscope for Cancer June 22 -

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Horoscope for Aries March 21 - April 19The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you knowthey're lying. Horoscope for Taurus April 20 - May 20 All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them). Horoscope for Gemini May 21 - June 21 Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants. Horoscope for

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Horoscope for Aries March 21 - April 19No, you don't have a solution, but you certainly admire the problem. Horoscope for Taurus April 20 - May 20 It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. Horoscope for Gemini May 21 - June 21 Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking

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Horoscope for Aries March 21 - April 19You ain't sleeping. You're just taking a good look at the insides of your eyelids. Horoscope for Taurus April 20 - May 20 Why don't you learn from my mistakes? It takes half your life to learn from your own Horoscope for Gemini May 21 - June 21 Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in

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Horoscope for Aries March 21 - April 19If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Horoscope for Taurus April 20 - May 20 When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Horoscope for Gemini May 21 - June 21 If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Horoscope for Cancer June 22 - July

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Horoscope for Aries March 21 - April 19You have no money, no resources, no hopes. You are the happiest man alive. Horoscope for Taurus April 20 - May 20 Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine. Horoscope for Gemini May 21 - June 21 You only work to enjoy when you are not working. Horoscope for Cancer June 22 - July 22The secret of success is sincerity

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Horoscope for Aries March 21 - April 19Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Horoscope for Taurus April 20 - May 20 Eternity is really long, especially near the end. Horoscope for Gemini May 21 - June 21 Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really

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Horoscope for Aries March 21 - April 19By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. Horoscope for Taurus April 20 - May 20By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. Horoscope for Gemini May 21 - June 21Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar

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Horoscope for Aries March 21 - April 19What would men(you) be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce. Horoscope for Taurus April 20 - May 20An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness. Horoscope for Gemini May 21 - June 21It is not he who reviles or strikes you who insults you, but your opinion that these things are insulting. Horoscope for Cancer June 22 - July 22Always behave

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Horoscope for Aries March 21 - April 19Used to be that your true love brought you chocolate.Now your true love IS chocolate. Horoscope for Taurus April 20 - May 20You intend to live forever. So far, so good. Horoscope for Gemini May 21 - June 21It is not he who reviles or strikes you who insults you, but your opinion that these things are insulting. Horoscope for Cancer June 22 - July 22You

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Horoscope for Aries March 21 - April 19IF you love someone,Set her free ....If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back. Horoscope for Taurus April 20 - May 20If you love someone,Set her free ....Don't worry, she will come back. Horoscope for Gemini May 21 - June 21If You Love Someone,Set it free,If It Comes Back, It is YoursIf It Doesn't, Hunt it Down and Kill It...!!! OR

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Horoscope for Aries March 21 - April 19Life is a game, whoever has the most money at the end wins. Horoscope for Taurus April 20 - May 20When you read about the evils of drinking, you gave up reading. Horoscope for Gemini May 21 - June 21Your life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened. Horoscope for Cancer June 22 - July 22Love will find you, even if you are

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Horoscope for Aries March 21 - April 19Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Horoscope for Taurus April 20 - May 20Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back Horoscope for Gemini May 21 - June 21You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

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Horoscope for Aries March 21 - April 19You like the sound of a beer church. Horoscope for Taurus April 20 - May 20You love living in the basement. Horoscope for Gemini May 21 - June 21You seem to have a natural talent for handling luggage. Horoscope for Cancer June 22 - July 22The foundation of a good relationship is three little words: I don't know. What're you doing? I don't know. What're

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Horoscope for Aries March 21 - April 19Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Horoscope for Taurus April 20 - May 20You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Horoscope for Gemini May 21 - June 21Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems. Horoscope for Cancer June 22 - July 22This is the worst

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Horoscope for Aries March 21 - April 19Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. Horoscope for Taurus April 20 - May 20Love to live Horoscope for Gemini May 21 - June 21Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! Horoscope for Cancer June 22 - July 22There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.Horoscope for Leo July 23 - August 22 My advice to you is

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Horoscope for Aries March 21 - April 19They are having a party and your not invited. Horoscope for Taurus April 20 - May 20The man of your dreams is now a woman. Horoscope for Gemini May 21 - June 21Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Horoscope for Cancer June 22 - July 22There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.Horoscope for Leo July 23 - August 22They laugh

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Horoscope for Aries March 21 - April 19Think first what you gonna say before you talk. Horoscope for Taurus April 20 - May 20Don't play with fire it might burn you. Horoscope for Gemini May 21 - June 21Self-help tapes or books can't help you. Horoscope for Cancer June 22 - July 22It's your girlfriend wedding but your not the groom.Horoscope for Leo July 23 - August 22Unauthorized person keep

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Horoscope for Aries March 21 - April 19Share a seat win a friend. Horoscope for Taurus April 20 - May 20Beware of dogs. Horoscope for Gemini May 21 - June 21Don't block the drive way. Horoscope for Cancer June 22 - July 22Keep ticket for inspection.Horoscope for Leo July 23 - August 22Unauthorized person keep out. Horoscope for Virgo August 23 - September 22Wash your face before you go to bed.

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Horoscope for Aries March 21 - April 19Don't be shy on your barbie collection dude Horoscope for Taurus April 20 - May 20Beware of hypnotist he may hypnotized you by his hypnotism powers Horoscope for Gemini May 21 - June 21You're not getting quality day today. Horoscope for Cancer June 22 - July 22Name your company with your own name.Horoscope for Leo July 23 - August 22Food business will be

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Horoscope for Aries March 21 - April 19Read fashion magazine, you're going out of style. Horoscope for Taurus April 20 - May 20Call a psychiatrist, you need serious help. Horoscope for Gemini May 21 - June 21Even how many times you measure your weight its not gonna change , try exercise it works. Horoscope for Cancer June 22 - July 22Don't even try to withdraw on your ATM, you have no

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Aries March 21 - April 19Your advantage is now a disadvantage. Taurus April 20 - May 20Be kind to animals, specially the one beside you. Gemini May 21 - June 21Toss a coin if heads your lucky today, if tails try again. Cancer June 22 - July 22Dress to impress show your breast.Leo July 23 - August 22Use your white lies, you can get away with it. Virgo August 23 - September 22Dont copy answers to

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Aries March 21 - April 19Don't wash your car, It's gonna rain. Taurus April 20 - May 20Beware on people you trust they might fool you. Gemini May 21 - June 21Pay your taxes, they need to fixed roads Cancer June 22 - July 22Drink a glass of milk everyday while your young, your prone to osteoporosis Leo July 23 - August 22One of your foot nails will die today, im sorry for the bad news Virgo

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Aries March 21 - April 19You always argue about things, maybe because of distance of your relationship. Taurus April 20 - May 20Even though life is tough you still to manage to be successful, because of your desire to win. Gemini May 21 - June 21Read news papers your out of date in the news. Cancer June 22 - July 22Ask your parents if you really are their child, now its the time for you to know

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Aries March 21 - April 19You don't want to lose a friend so you just understand for their shortcomings. Taurus April 20 - May 20You need to balance your relationship and work it can really affects one another so deal with it. Gemini May 21 - June 21You need to study more your grades are failing many your parents are hoping you can now finished college because you are now going for your 8 year in

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Aries March 21 - April 19You will approach a friend and ask for help about your new business made of something special and you will receive a positive outcome he wants to be your partner in business. Your business will boom. Taurus April 20 - May 20After working hard in your day job, your earnings are not enough try to find a extra job for your extra income. Gemini May 21 - June 21You will

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Aries March 21 - April 19Your girlfriend will ask you if she is sexy and you will answer "yes of course" Taurus April 20 - May 20Your cellphone will be low-bat today Gemini May 21 - June 21Good vibes :Your friends will be happy todayBad vibes: because they are laughing at you, you forget to zip your zipper Cancer June 22 - July 22Because of boredom you'll be counting cars today Leo July 23 -

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Aries March 21 - April 19Stop smoking! There is a sign says "Stop Smoking" Taurus April 20 - May 20Learn martial arts, you might need it, because someone is following you. Gemini May 21 - June 21Turn off the light before you have sex with your wife it can help a lot. Cancer June 22 - July 22Try to lose your friend his not friendly anymore. Leo July 23 - August 22Your having a bad day, and a

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Aries March 21 - April 19Avoid drinking milk you might be poisoned by melamine. Taurus April 20 - May 20Buy a new shoes because your old shoe is smiling at you Gemini May 21 - June 21Take a picture of your house, in that way you'll remember it, because your moving out. you can't pay the rent. Cancer June 22 - July 22Bring I.D. (with picture) you might need it Leo July 23 - August 22Call your

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Aries March 21 - April 19You need to ask for forgiveness. It's Ok if your the one who will approach first, we know your afraid of her.Taurus April 20 - May 20Why can't you help her? she feels bad when you can't give her a helping hand for a very small favor that can really help her a lot, she just want a car.Gemini May 21 - June 21Try to save money, don't be a big spender, you might regret it if

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